....well this one reeks of bullshit.

Get this - a police officer, coming out of a petrol station, mistakes his brake pedal for the accelerator, driving his patrol car through the window of a tattoo parlor.

After laughing for a good 5 minutes, this story began to stink.

First off, let's think about a brake pedal vs. an accelerator pedal. One's a thin, tall, easy to depress pedal, the other is a long, fat, hard to depress pedal. Hmm? Yeah, I fail to see how Captain Wow here managed that in the first place.

Then, considering the petrol station probably is seperated from the Tattoo outfit by, hm, let's see, a ROAD, the copper manages to floor it long enough, obviously not realising what he was doing, to crash, without breaking or swerving, into the parlor.

But wait, hang on! Apparently he was getting OUT of the car. So how in the hell does a car pedal stay depressed with no one in the car? Yeeah. About that.

"Mr Bullot said the situation was made worse this afternoon by officers driving past in patrol cars and laughing at the damage." - tossers. Obviously had handed out all their speeding tickets and let all the murderers and rapists go.

"Nobody was injured but the police car was damaged". Wow. REALLY?

So in short, this story reeks, and police say they may or may not pay for the damage. So, the next time you get a speeding fine, tell the copper you 'may or may not' pay for the fine.

FAILURE.

So if you don't know about this carry-on, from what I can work out its a bunch of pissed off Bus drivers, wanting a pay rise. While the terms 'bus drivers' and 'good pay' seem like a (rightful) oxymoron, tomorrow, the drivers will strike. The strike will result in 80,000 Aucklanders normal commutes being thrown into chaos, and will disrupt school run routes for over 9,000 children.

And why? Well, it's easy to blame the drivers, but we can't ignore NZ Bus, who are too bloody useless to do anything about it. Rather than listen to their workers or placate them, they throw a lockout at them. Auckland's authorities are quite rightly 'a bit pissed' about all this, and comments by Mike Lee really say it all.

""Auckland will not be held to ransom. If you can't deliver the services that the people of Auckland rely on, then we will have to find someone else who can,"

My response? Good on ya mate. Someone needs to tell this pretentious group of tw*ts where to stick it. Watch out though Mike, because Zane Fulljames, (what the heck does he think he is - a f***ing power ranger?) NZ Bus spokesman, said the comments were 'not helpful.'

This piss weak response made me lose all respect for NZ Bus - what's 'not helpful' mate, is your company failing to deal with its problems and negotiate with its workers, resulting in a huge backlash on the ordinary public. Note the word, 'public', or as you probably read it, "pubelick". Your company provides a public service - it is your responsibility to serve the public. Not yourselves, or your pockets, but the public. Sort it out, because we're getting a bit tired of your poor excuses and weak measures.

I know what my channel needs - a regular series.


And it's coming.

Stay tuned.

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